The year is 2214
A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD
“I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them.” Says the person
Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens
They did it
They were remembered for centuries
NO MOM I DIDN’T SUCK A DICK FOR A CHEESEBURGER I SUCKED A DICK AND GOT A CHEESEBURGER AS WELL
CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
I either am dying to be perfectly skinny or beautifully curvy- and theres no inbetween that Ill be happy with lmao
